when bicycles get used as a shoe shine product

The eye liner I did not use on my left protuberance wept bitterly for a lack of available intoxication shoe liners. There were no windows involved.

Today my youngest, V-8 celebrates turning nine years old, the last single digit age. This makes her 3287 days old today. It isn't every day that someone has a birthday. Well, perhaps I'm wrong about that.

Number of days in year: 365.
Number of people in world: 7.6 billion or so

If the world's population was evenly distributed, having an equal number of people born on each day of the year, this would be about 20.7 million people celebrating their birthday each day.