behaving like a lamp post

The left most of the highest; let them be.

Send it twice. Do not bark, meow or woof.

Sleep like the lichen. Bake like the oven. Placate like the plaque.

When the disingenuous try to sell you a garment; make sure it fits.

A rose by any other colour is not a number, nor a flavour of wrist watch.

Getting derailed by your own thoughts is a sign you have lost control of your mind. This may not be a bad thing, depending on the situation.

I counted exactly zero albatrosses when I checked the inside of my left sock before I put it on this morning. This is the same count I received when I checked yesterday.